Karibik-Mike's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The English Paper]

All my 5 are belong to you!

I absolutely loved it. What are the odds, I just handed my term paper in today, but it was one week overdue... I have a pretty good feeling about it though. (I will probably laugh at that sentence when re-reading this after getting my results)

Anyway, awesome!

[Time in a Bottle]

WOW!!

What can I say? I love it!!! Great work, added to favourites.

[The JM Chronicals]

Wow!

What can I say? I love it!!!

[Xionic Madness]

Awesome!

Awesome, mate!
Action flashs and especially Madness ones tend to be really tedious, but even though this one was cheesy, it had a couple of nice twists, the action was animated perfectly, the characters were full of cliches, yet funny and interesting.
Best Madness-based flash I've ever seen. Great writing.

[Homestead opening]

Looks alright.

Gave you a 4 for decent animation, good art and great potential. Unfortunately, most of these things don't pick up at all, after the artist realizes he/she bit off more than they could chew after 3 months of work and 1 1/2 minutes of animation.
Hope this is different, good luck.

[A diary of an unborn kid.]

Hmmm..

Why did this make me feel sad? :-/

[Der Eskimo Tanz]

Whyyyyyy?!?!?!

To get this out of the way, great animation.
Now... WHY?!?! I'm assuming you two know each other and that you would want to be part of this song's possible commercial success. If anybody has no idea what I'm talking about, this flash is an attempt at a crazy frog -like thing. Why would any halfway reasonable person create such a terrible, awful, generic sing-along song?! Money, of course, but still! You too have to hate the commercials and the kids who think their mobile's are ghettoblasters as much as anybody else! This is someting you should despise, not try to recreate.When I imagine a party full of drunk 30 year olds singing this song it makes me wanna puke.

Great animation though ;)

[Human]

Help! I'm drowning in self pity!

I pretty much agree with suitcasemonkey (who wouldn't agree with someone called suitcasemonkey). But apart from that there were 2 things that bothered me:
1. I think the song is really cheesy and it doesn't sound all that special neither. The lyrics are cheap, weak and again cheesy. "Oh my god, nobody understands me. I don't give a damn, yet I write a song about it." "Fight the man" etc..
2. It didn't have an ending... unless you count sulking in self pity as a conclusion...

Good animation and art though, sound quality was good, really good effects. Nice audio/visual coordination.... it's just the content that bothers me ;)

[Rush 2 ++]

Wow

You are indeed God. I can't explain it, but this was the best.